stories from bru la fu

How Long?

brulafu — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:42:50 +0000

Ive just installed wordpress for the iPad and all of a sudden was presented with a multitude of posts that I used to write back in the day…April 2009 to be exact. The month that I moved down to Glasgow.

Since I’ve got the app on the iPad, I might now make an effort to do something with it….then again !!!

One of the things I did in that time.

Blogging resumes….

brulafu — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:52:00 +0000

after almost a week of being busy and no blogging, cos I’ve had stuff to do, here comes the week in review

My hands are cold

brulafu — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:51:09 +0000

Hence why I’m now typing this to try and keep them warm and moving.

Bonus. We’re getting in early

Taaaxi

brulafu — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:43:12 +0000

After being called mr Bruce the toff I walked the lengthbof union street to chapel street. Only to find another huge queue. Do people not have lives I. Aberdeen or is just that there are only 4 taxis ? Anyway……made my way to Davie the bakers for a sausage softie and brown sauce and the got inolved in a 10 minute conversation with the Indian guy (who actually is a toff) who had a baldy head, then a bad wig but has resorted to a baldy head under his bakers hat. He calls me boss – I quite like that !!!

Apparently he used to work in Dubai for 8 years in charge of the, ermmmm, actually I’m not sure what he said, he said it twice and then I just agreed. His wife worked in a hospital, that I did get – oh and that he’s going to India in 2 weeks time to see the family.

If you are ever out late and hungry in Aberdeen, forget the kebabs, pizzas etc just go to davies in chapel street and get stuff from them – that’ll sort you out.

Ps finally got a taxi to take me to the airport !! And the effin place doesn’t open till 4 – Jesus it’s cold !!!

Bruce the Toff

brulafu — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:29:28 +0000

Espionage closed at 2am. I had a wander round to the taxi rank and found that it was queued back to oneills. Stuff that I thought and decided to walk round to the one off Market street. Waited 10 mins and met jamie. No idea who he was but he was delighted to inform me he had just been to Saigon for a meal with his boss and then to the strippers afterwards. Which incidentally cost him £300.

He asked where I was going, and by replying “off to see my sister” he pronounced that I was a toff. He walked put of the rank asked for everyones attention and proceeded to tell everyone that the bloke with the orange case was a toff.

What’s your name he said. Bruce, I replied. Aaaaah. Mr Bruce the toff he struggled to say through a drunken stuper and a semi he almost got from the £300 that he spent at the strippers which would soon be beaten out of him by his wife – he gave us that demonstration !!!!

By this time I wasn’t overly impressed with jamie the perv’s antics and decided to walk back to the back wynd taxi queue.

Effin delay

brulafu — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:43:40 +0000

Well. As I’m currently with Gav
Hawke in espionage waiting and chatting. Just got a text from klm. Bastarding flights been delayed by an hour !!

Xmas Eve Eve

brulafu — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:26:06 +0000

Well…here it is, its Tuesday night and I’m all packed…effin suitcase was too small, coupled with the fact I’m taking stuff over, I’ll be coming back with an empty case !!

Boarding Pass…..check
Passport…..check (yeah I know…phew !!)
Case….check
Camera….check
Laptop….check

So i’m off out for a few to kill some hours before heading to the airport…..I’ll be fine…What’s the worst that can happen ?

The start of another one looms

brulafu — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:54:10 +0000

It’s Monday night and i’ve been scrambling about like a feel !! Cats are off at Jemma’s for a week. Good luck with that !!!!

And in less than 31 hours (ok ok) I’ll be on a flight to Paris then Dubai.

I’ve got plenty of stuff to type. Maybe even a video blog too.

Stay tuned. And as always….keep the comments coming

Forgot about the ´Knee Story´!!

brulafu — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:47:56 +0000

Our first night in….

We decide to have a glass of wine (ok, I decided to have a glass of red, infact it was the red that roy from work bought for me – its 14.5% – winner !!)

We goes upstairs to the rooftop terrace and its really nice, the stars are out, the crickets are ermmmm cricketing and the weather is nice….just perfect for 2 mates to blether shite and relax….only one problem though, we´ve no seats or a table…fear not…the neighbours do…I send Alex off on a reckky and the neighbours aren´t in, so we jump the wall and relax and chill on their terrace and their roof top garden with our bottle of red….

We´re having a laugh, telling stories, repeating jokes that i´ve heard millions of times before and generally having a good time. I decide to nip back to the apartment for a pee….(too much info but hey…)

I jumps onto the wall..onto my bum, swing my leg over to the other side (or so I thought), but what actually happened was that I clipped my foot on the curved wall and started to fall towards the ground…i´m now falling and all of a sudden….clatter, no actually it was CLATTER, and i´m thinking aaiiyyaaah my knee is sore…I jumps up and am like, alls cool, now worries…I´m fine, just bumped my knee….

Woke up in the morning with a knee the size of a football, not able to bend it and I couldn´t go up or down stairs without looking like a plug !!

That happened on Monday night, its now Wednesday night and after a day of shopping for more furniture in Mazzaron, building beds from Ikea, watching another fantastic electric storm, its just starting to get better. There is a bruise nae handy, but its slowly getting better…

There´s no chance of me getting any action……but where there is a will there is a way !!!

More later, photos coming soon too…

Tuesday….

brulafu — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:36:44 +0000

Was basically a repeat of Monday, getting lost in the car on the way to Ikea, eating a hot dog and ice cream, whilst at Ikea, finding out that the beds that Alex wanted weren´t in stock…..at Ikea…we travel about 200 miles or so and end up in fuckin Ikea, eating hot dogs, gammon and an ice-cream !!

Fits at a aboot !!!

We did get a load of stuff….and got back last night and had an early night with some jd and coke……and a couple of dvd´s in the dark (the sparky hadn´t arrived yet !)